so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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