Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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