So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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