so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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