Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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