fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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