She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he puts the penis in happiness.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We are all done wearing pants today
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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