His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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