I'm jealous of your bromance
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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