lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
