You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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