Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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