its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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