What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
