i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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