So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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