Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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