HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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