New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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