Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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