are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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