Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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