I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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