I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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