Sponge bath it is.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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