Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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