I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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