I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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