Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We're using joints as your birthday candles
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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