it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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