Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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