Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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