If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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