so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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