I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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