i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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