Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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