how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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