is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You took a bar mat shot.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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