im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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