You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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