you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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