shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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