grandma shit on top of the toilet
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Shame is for Republicans.
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