When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Edward fifth and chaser hands
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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