I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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