what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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