Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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