also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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