Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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